As I said earlier, the bad guys are essentially idiots, so its just possible that they have not got their heads round the technicalities of hijacking. They carry on enjoying the rides as if nothing has happened. An interesting aspect of the movie is that despite the fact that the fairground has been hijacked, no one seems to have informed the extras. It is a bowl-cut/pony-tail combo two haircuts from hell all on one head - it is truly horrendous and should really not be seen by younger viewers. Of especial note is the second youngest as he sports a haircut that is so abysmally misguided it makes Billy Ray Cyrus's mullet look tasteful. Particularly remarkable, since one of the kids appears to be about four years old. They defeat fully grown men in martial art combat at every turn. The three children are, of course, the 3 Ninjas. Secondly, those aforementioned bad guys are morons. Firstly, the bad guys find themselves easily defeated at every turn by three children and Hulk Hogan. Two things prevent the villains from carrying out their evil plan. The film concerns a group of extremely unscary baddies who decide that world domination can be best achieved by hijacking an amusement park. But I expect that the majority of 7 year olds would find High Noon an unrewarding and painful experience. Reviewed by Red-Barracuda 2 / 10 High Noon at Mega Suck-festįirst off, this is a kids movie so certain allowances should be made for its rubbishness.
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